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I start my packing already. Gonna revamp my room soon. Those smelly piglets, gonna disappear from my bedroom soon. Espcially the old lava lamp. lol Who cares whether are those gifts expensive or whatsoever. Salvation Army ? No, don't harm the kids. lol Off to the rubbish chute. Finally, I need not save a space for all that wimp's smelly gifts. lol.

I came across Neoprints and photos, with all the love letters. lol. His face, totally cannot make it. I'm so ashamed to have his as "my old shoe" lol. Fat face with all features looked as if it's all packed together. lol His face really look like an " orange being squarshed " lol Although I ditch "my old shoe" for Daryl. But opps, I was wrong to put you together with him for comparing. LOL, you eventually lose out alot.

lol, Thou Daryl ain't highly educated. At least, his english sound much more presentable than yours. lol using "ya" as "your" lol. wannabe hip-hoppers ? LOL "dun" instead of "don't" lol. "wun" instead of "won't". Typical singlish singaporean, what a shame. lol. So please don't always have the mindset that uneducated people are "useless" in this society. lol Most importantly, he got the looks that you don't. lol

So I haven't regretted a single bit ditching "my old shoe" for someone better. lol. Cause..

my dick bigger than his. lol the wimp prolly gone crying in his girlf's arms now. lol

Work today, lol late again. Hah! B and Guoxin, Monkey came to fetch me and Dor from work. Dinner @ Newton Circle. i just realised Dor like eating fish. lol. parklane for L4D. Damn boring game. lol. I find it's more entertaining being a monster than a the survival. lol.

Anyway, show you crooked mouth, bad complexion face. LOL These are unedited. LOL God, I betrayed photoshop.

Lol. Dor, lol. I just realised your photo look nicer than Pussy John's.

lol. I treat my boy real nice. Like maria. lol

Why ? Because my boyf ain't a pussy like Pussy John.

P.S/ Dor, you know everytime when the employer is out shopping. The maid always help them carry bags. lol. The maid reminds me of Pussy John. Hah!

Work this afternoon went smoothly. Exclude the part where I'm standing 7 hours continously. lol. B came down and pick me up for dinner before he sent me home.Currently using his N97. Hahaha, cause he's gonna get my LG fix tomorrow.

-Sebas told me his mom uses armani to mop the floor and tiffany&co necklace to tie shoelace

-Nel Cousin told me he use hermes leather to wipe backside. but its not good, always choke the toilet bowl after that.

Short post, blog again when I have the time.

P.s/ why am I always amused by that sentence ? *ahlianz wanna play gangster with meeeee*

lol, ok. I think I'm enlightened by the thunderstorms outside now.

I'm Audrey, a 17 year old O levels retaker. And yes, I'm proud of that. We will success through failures. We humans are here on mother earth to learn and make mistakes.

As you guys can see, I'm having some blog wars with this 18 year old girl named Zheng Hui qi @ carouseloves.livejournal.com. Yes that's her livejournal which I will never go visit again.

Yes, this a decision made from a 17 year old to an 18 year old.

I'm not playing with you anymore, doesn't mean I am a loser . This whole situation was a test given to challenge us. And, the person who could give up on everything is the player. Don't you get it ? lol. Claps for you, cause in your 18 years of life. You archieve nothing instead of, Armani, tiffany&co. etc. LOL. And you never learn to give way, which Audrey the 17 year old is doing now.

So please, I'm here telling you. You have no right to comment about me being childish and immatured. Cause you're all along entertaining my childish and immatured acts.

Friends, we shall not go to carouseloves.livejournal.com to compare ourselves with this (fill in the blanks) lol. Cause she's far behind us, incomparable. Nevermind, like I've said. We humans born to mother earth to learn and create mistakes. So Huiqi the 18 year old is learning, slowly. Give her a chance, friends. Give her a chance. lol

And again, I did learn my lesson. I shouldn't compare myself with (fill in the blanks) that are so shallow a person. Mummy learnt her's as well, she believed you too much. Yet she gain nothing but, pathetic excuses. nevermind. John the 21 year old is also learning to be good human beings, slowly, very slowly.

Now my turn ok.

"ah lianz wanna play gangster with meeeeeeeeee LMAO "

P.s/ I made a mistake to mock at thyroid patients so I'm here to apologise to Huiqi. And to admit, I do have crooked mouth, bad skin complxions, massive photoshop user. God bless your kids in future. Amen.

Never say a lie cause you'll need ten more of it just to cover. Stop flooded us with massive stupid excuses/reasons for all that you did. Acting like some Mr.Nice Guy. Please, we ain't no fools. Your very very obvious contradicting "explainations" are just giving me more reasons to despise you, seriously.

To John ( vomits all over my keyboard )

What has massive typing got to do with newspaper reporter ? Are you trying to mean, Journalist. Lol, And yes. That paragraph by Yiling was already summarised. If you have no comments, then just don't comment. Or are you trying to make your reply looks longer. That whole sentence is redundant. And well, we're not messing with you ? Are we ? So stop all your one-sided thoughts. Go wear a skirt first. Yes, there is completely nothing wrong with drinking milk. *rolls on the floor laughing like mad* So you think I shouldn't have written Huiqi's name down. But I think she shouldn't have told me to bring it on.

To aun

Can't you guys get over the O level thingy. Get a life. We don't just exist on earth just for that holy crap. Whats wasting thing writting rubbish ? Whats the thing that I'm wasting. Lol. Moreover, you're just contradicting yourself. You just said that what Yiling wrote are rubbish. So why did you even bother to reply ? lol. Seriously, everyone of you is contradicting among yourself. You said that we were bored so as to not entertaining us, wasting spaces on LJ blogging about this whole crap. And the next moment, what are you guys doing ? Posting entry after entry, replying comments that were "rubbish". lol. Go ahead living in the O levels, AL/AB world without moving forward because thats the only thing you can say about this whole crap ? So you thought that it would bring me down. No, why ? Because just the thought of you guys having nothing else to say and all your contradictions, I can sit back, relax and make myself a cup of coffee. Then, I'm the player. I have the last laugh.

Huiqi, stop being so self centered. Nobody here is playing gangster with you. We're all keyboard warriors now. So that makes no difference from you and me, just accept the whole fucking fact. Stop living in your own innocent world and go around whining the god damn old sentence. " Ahlianz wanna play gangster with meeeee " Seriously, you're just being so illusional.

And again, John. For god sake, this is not an misunderstanding.

Firstly, when I called. You innocently defended yourself by saying you did not know anything about the blog wars. Then the next moment you're telling me " she didn't state your name what " Please, Audrey ain't a fool.

Secondly, you told my mum that you changed your phone so there was a delay in the replies. That Sunday you were using your cellphone texting me about where to meetup for the clothes blah blah blah. Why isn't there a late reply in that point of time. What's more, even if you're using the lousiest china phone. Don't tell me the reply will only comes a year later ?

Thirdly, you told my mum shitty excuses about the internet, work place, account. Thats why you can't reply her on Facebook. I've been seeing you online in msn in the night and my mum saw you in the afternoon. And yes, busy schdules t(-.-")t.

Just see the whole picture before you judge and quote me as a faker. And guess what. Upon seeing the pathetic you, lucky me came up with that decision 2 years back. Ditching someone like you for Daryl is a f-ing right choice.  God, It's really time to revamp my room. * I just realised she picked (fill in the blanks) that I didn't wanted 2 years back * Ha-ha-ha

P.S/ Mummy wished you guys everrrrrrrrr-lastinggggggggggg

Lol. Wooooo, yes bored enough to entertain these. Been long long time ever since I started blogging like this. lol. ( Dorothy and Yiling, remember those good ol' days ? tsk tsk )

Lol. Holy shit. Which part of me now or rather in my post before this says that " I FUCKING CANT TAKE PEOPLE SAY ME LIKE THAT " * goes to the corner of the room crying *

Ok, let Audrey preach about " Gangsters" tsk tsk. lol

What you need to be a Gangster ? I should be in gang.

Weeeeeeee, so Audrey ain't a gangster. Just 3 lines, that is the definition of gangster. So Huiqi dosen't appear to belong in the smart and normal people group leh. lol And, just sharing my views about the trends vs gangsters. *Trying hard to put them both together.* If gangsters like what you said was a outdated trend, ok close down cantoment. LOLOLOLOL

Even my mum knows the scene behind everything lor. lol Yes mummy keep on calling me in the noon to let me hear her majestic laugh. lol Flooded the whole office.

For Huiqi's Info sake,

It was J who went approaching my mum about the jacket I am selling. And my mum being specially fucking nice to him nagged me everyday to text J. Ask me to look out for some similiar jackets outside. ( I still rmb I text J that Dano was selling it in white lor ) Hahaha. Then J kept on asking me if I can get the jacket in my blog before 31st that month. ( i still remember he asked me twice lor ). I forgotten he said this to my mum or me lah, saying that Huiqi was looking for those kind of jacket but always can't find, yet she don't wanna buy from Audrey. So if I buy, don't tell her it's from Audrey. LOL, yes that was the meaning.

So the answer was I can't. Thats why it led to INITIATING the transactions. Cause I was being nice about giving you a chance to get that jacket lor. lol

I didn't said you mentioning about smokers ?! Who's the one fantasizing.

Lol, you needed a doctor now more than I do, pills popper.

Yes, Audrey is a O level retaker. So *oppps* Huiqi says she don't really talk to O levels retaker. *thinking back to what J came to nudge me about in msn a month ago* " she want me add you back in conversation, I don't know why. She still want talk to you I think. Don't tell her I told you this " Waaaa, classic. This one really make me laughing like mad now. lol. Aww why didn't Huiqi told me she dislike talking to O levels retaker. If you tell me that earlier,I could have just rejected J's request.

Yes, I have very very very cui complexion. Since when did Audrey think highly of herself ? Am I ? So what if I'm a heavy photoshopper, lol. *opps* oh Huiqi dislikes photoshopper. Ok. To all photoshoppers out there, You're just being screwed by her. LOLOL

Its sad hearing that Huiqi's blog dosen't have any ugly names. Hmm.. let me guess why. Because her name big and ugly enough. So others don't stand a chance. LOLOLOLOL

Adding people in applications on facebook. God, Huiqi thinks that I specially picked her name out and send the invitations. LOLOLOLOLOLOL Like hellooooo, I send that to everyone and just click it randomly. Now, take back your own words " don't think too highly of yourself "

lol. I was nice to told J about the Cleocat website. Then seems like Huiqi went to create a blogshop selling clothes from Cleocat. LOL Audrey ? Dog ? No no no, who is the real dog. LOLOLOLOL

Yea, I know who is the real player. And we're gonna have the last laugh.

lol, wait. fuck off to your friend who put gangsters together with trendssssss.

Yes my post on 17th Nov is you, Z.huiqi

lol, she admitted it herself. Whats more, I was asked to bring it on. Shall be nice and grant your request.

More like a loser coming stick to my ass and tell him to add me back in the conversation for more chats. lol, So Audrey being nice person to just go with the flow. ( like I want to~ )

I was being nice inviting you to join the orders. Not that I needed you. ( unlike you, I'm not trying to pull the strings with you by initiating the transactions ) i don't earn profits nor gaining any commissions. I still have to go through all the orders confirmation. So what if the cappings are at 15 pieces. lol, I already got 19 excluding your orders. So carry on dreaming that Audrey needed you~ lol

lol, so what's your definition of AL and AB. You're just being superficial. Brains flooded with innocent and naive thoughts.

Lol. No AL dont waste resources. Thyroid patients do thou.

Yes AL do and wear stupid things. lol. Like wearing what, shorts, blouse, tees, pants, jacket, dress or skirt. Lol. Like that, my mum also AL your mum also AL. We all are AL. lol. And what AL do ? Eating, sleeping, bathing, shitting, talking, shopping, working or smoking . LOL ok, everybody is AL then. excluding the smoking part.. Hmm.. ok, so huiqi's superficially gave the definition that smoking=AL. Yes, everybody laugh your ass out.

Oh, AL's' / smokers are all bound to fail their O's'. Another nice definition. ok ok la, Huiqi the cleverest . *claps claps* ! LOL

Smart and Normal people don't mix around with stupid and abnormal people. Ok, linked definition. Smokers = stupid and abnormal people. Yes, people. Roll on the floor laughing. Define smart and stupid for me pleaseeee.. lol. Ok, those who passed O's' are smart, those who failed are stupid. Audrey is clever then. She did pass her O's'. lol.Stupid are those who have complete no idea of the true meaning of " passing your Os " . So let Audrey the great preach about O levels. lol ( tsk tsk ) . I'm a 3 subjects passed o levels certificate holder! Weeeeeeee..

Wait, No ?! Huiqi's definition of passing O is getting into Polytechnic/junior college! hahaha, people. Get up from the floors and hop around your room and laugh cause Audrey is doing that later. lol.

in conclusion, Dorothy thinks that Huiqi's words are very very inspiring. indeed. This whole post were all inspired by her. lol. Yeah, we love you bitch, we love you very very much.

God, this post is sure to lead her feeling agitation. Aww, okok. I'll faster end this so that you'll able to continue popping pills, reminiscing about you and your lovely ex. LOLOLOLOL

- Audrey off hopping around the room laughing and reminiscing about all my ex's' like how AL's' does. -

Went off to work today @ Expo. Super tiring, 7 hours of continous standing. Facing 3 machines whole day. My cashier, Nets Machine and the Mastercard/Visa Machine. And yah, lots and lots of plastic bags and price tags.

I somehow predicted that B will come over and fetch me home. Hahaha. Although he told me he isn't coming for the 2 weeks of my work lah. Hahaha. And nice, I got my packet of dinner and candy floss. Weeeee~

Guoxin dropped Dorothy off at GameHeaven. Bump into Jia An and Lydia! Super happy. Been ages since I last saw her, shopping spree when I get my pay yo! Hahaha.

Home at 12am sharp. Off work tomorrow. How shoik, work one day off one day. LOL No lah I still gotta work for the weekends so thats super sian also. That will be work 4 days off 1 day, work 5 days. And I can say bye to my machines.

Meeting B tomorrow morning, so bye people!

Lets the pictures do the talking .

Then to Japanese Garden for the shooting star..

And they sold these lanterns that floats in the sky for a period of time. Some of them call it " Kong Ming Deng "

Haha, this kong ming deng is in Heart shape.

Tie the solid fuel on to the wires and just light it.

Then wait for it to float before you let go of it.

So that night I catch no shooting stars, but I saw many many kong ming deng. LOLOLOL

Cause I left early so no shooting stars

ok, i'm gonna go to the corner and draw circles now.

Yah, don't be surprise. i'm always at B's crib. lol. Wednesday work starts, so gonna be god-damn busy till end of the month. Something is wrong for my phone this evening. Grrr! Starhub sucks, for the moment only. LOL. Stupid server failed on me this evening, everyone was searching for me high and low, up and down. Then I got a big scolding from B when I got to his place. For not telling him I'm awake. LOLOLOL I don't even know my server was down lor. I still happily sending out messages and wondering why they never reply. LOL

And guess what, the server is back. But I just received Yiling's message to me this evening. Time check, it's already 1am plus.

Everybody thinks I'm missing in action. No lah, I'm just sick the past few days.

So we all went down to somewhere near bugis for dinner. Bak Kut teh. Damn yummy. I had 1 and a half bowl of rice. LOLOLOL Home early tonight, about 10pm. I just realised it's time to pack the load of books out of the living room and pack my wardrobe. It's all in a mess. Anyway, heavy photography. Bear with it.Ok, I suddenly thought of something that I can't wait to rant about.

This girl keeps on telling me about her ex her ex her ex. And I think my face looks like " I DONT HAVE EX'S' " to her. I anyhow pick one ex also much much more better than her's lah.  And no matter what she do she just keep on emphasizing that she's better than me, she's more blessed than me, she's more like a good-girlf than me. Aiyah, whatever shit also better than me lah. Just screw you, you're not some holy heavenly god mother to come judge me for who I am and what am I able to do. And so what if you can mother f-ing go into polytechnic. What's the big deal about it ? It's just that you spend lesser bucks for the god damn cert. If i were a millionaire, I can just enroll into Shatec hospilitality and pay a 17 thousand school fees and 1 year later I can frame my cert and hang it on the wall. And don't come tell me what should I do and what I should not or what should i do lesser and what should i do more. You're just one mother f-ing year older than me but i have much more experiences than you do. Just stop contradicting yourself and make us like fools.

Now i know being polite isn't a good thing either. Screw you both.